Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND

A NOVEL WAY TO ARGUE

Poems written by WIFE and
HUSBAND.

WIFE:
I
wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was
blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw
me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw
me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created
YOU.

WIFE:

Twinkle
twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what
you are
Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND:

The
rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain
makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:

Roses
are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't
feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing
at you

Just for joke..